Happy new year everybody!

Lets try and do a little better than last year.

Today is the last day that I will ever be a teenager.

So look at this tower I just drew. 2-B animated soon, I promise.

Ugh

I've found a way to harvest skeeve, I wear a special tinfoil hat lined with sponge, two drop administers for the chemicals to enter the sponge with and a collector underneath made with an old ring shaped Frisbee. after that I have the simple task of dividing the skeeve from the rather lumpy, gravy-like white pulp I have left. Eureka!

This here is the picture I look at while doing just that.

An anagram.

From the B3ta compo. really strange.

And Zog bless.

Abe lincoln in a baseball cap.

Progress on the skeeve project is going rather slowly for once, so here's two images I managed to dig up from the eternal pit of Internet obscurity depicting ancient American political types wot hav bin put on notes loike wearing silly hats.

I've just discovered that skankyness and skeeve share similar attributes, I'll try to separate the two when I Finally manage to extract them. If I wanted skank I would just attack Paris Hilton with a cheese grater.

Incidentally I'm not sure what skank would look like on its own, so I drew a crystalline shape.

I've figured out what two chemicals in the brain allow for the brief processing of skeeve and from that I think I can quite safely begin to extract it using a simple peice of apparatus like the diagram above. sadly what I lack now is a reliable source to allow the reaction to take place in the first place. obviously because a sponge can't see or think it also can't recreate the exact process that attracts skeeve normally so I'll need to find another way around it.

So for the moment, what is the exact source of skeeve? what is it's most basic form? If it were that easy to find, I wouldn't have to go through all this stuff with human brains and sponges.

I think I've found where skeeve interacts with the human brain. unfortunately, like vitamin D it does not hang around for long and so we must find some kind of reagent to collect and contain skeeve. As this would be a foreign chemical to be added to the human brain I need to find a way to do this artificially otherwise I would be even worse than those who I'm trying to avoid discovering for themselves. right now I'll be needing some volunteers and some brain scanning type equipment to measure the exact qualities of skeeve before I can even begin trying to extract it in direct chemical form.

Currently I'm trying to refine pure skeeve for experimental purposes, I'm currently trying to figure out the best place to get it. bad children's toys adverts are one source, the premature bragging of your average bad deviant art user is another. I am a bit worried that once I find a reliable source of skeeve the military might try to weaponise it, imagine the threat of pure skeeve hanging over our heads! Terrifying thoughts, this is why I must be first.

Featured above is my best guess of what skeeve would take form as, a thick clot of powder.

Handre de jager

Handre is a something awful forum goer who at some point in recent past made it his mission to depict several classic games as being ridiculously gruesome and disturbing, based upon the unusual cover designs of megaman one and two.

You could probably guess all of these except the one at the top, which is based upon a series of animation a frequent something awful flash animator shmorky made.

I have no opinion on these at all strangely enough, I think they speak for themselves.

Heres a paradox.

A man dreaming about himself infinitely. If he ever were to wake up, would he cease to be? Is he at all times awake because he is in a dream even though he is asleep?

I'll let you brain process this data until next posting!

(whenever that is).

Megaman knew it was going to be a long day.

A happy goat.

There, thats my post for today. I wanted to show you some cool animated gifs but they just would not upload to photobucket correctly. Sorry about that.

Uh, nevermind.

I assumed that I did not show you this one pizza resturant design because I seemed to have posted the same one twice but I don't think that was actualy the case at all.
So I'll just show you these that I did not make but rather found on the ever fruitful /co/ board for some reason.

Remember the weekenders?

Well me neither, but what I do remember of it that there was a resturant that kept changing its theme every week. And some bright spark on the /Co/ board actively went through the motions of posting every single one of them.

And here they are:


















Preserved for all eternity on this blog.

What do you get if you cross a Galaxy bar with a milkybar?

Answer:

That is all.

And now: a picture of a man under a tack.

That is all.

I made an animation in flash!

I can't show it to you though, I can't make it into a video file.

Bugger.

It shall become clear soon.