Today is my unbirthday.

Seeing at least that today is the longest day and my actual birthday is the shortest.

Wow...

Look what I just did! Garlic is one of the most interesting things about this game, it allows you to pull off stupid stuff like this.

If you can't tell whats going on here, I used garlic to redirect all of the zombies to one lane and used a snow pea to slow down the faster ones while the spikerocks quickly tore them to shreds. I used garlic in the water to take advantage over the lower health zombies by just using two gloom shrooms. I also utilised the coffee bean again with the magnet shrooms to disarm any of the more dangerous zombies. The final strategic thingy i did was to have two garlics in a row so any polevaulty type zombies will automaticly jump over one garlic and eat the next. Even though the tallnuts were hardly consumed at all by the end they were still needed to stop the dolphin zombies in the pool as they cannot jump over them.

By and large this is one of the silliest ways I've ever finished the last stand minigame.

So basically its just an attempt by me to use spikerocks to kill the zombies instead of the usual projectile weapons.

Thinly vield christian morels..

Plants vs Zombies

This is all I need to say.

I'm not a very interesting person am I?

Anyway, while reading one of the threads on somthing awful's 'Pretentious hipster irony zone' forum sub sector I spotted this amusing post:

Here is a script I wrote for a transformation fetish comic for someone to illustrate if they have time.

Title: A Girl Slowly Transforms Into Herself.
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Panel 1: Girl is sitting at desk, writing a poem.
Girl: "Roses are red, violets are... hmmm... what color should I say violets are?"
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Panel 2: Girl looks at hands, which look exactly the same as they always do.
Girl: "W-what's happening to me?"
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Panel 3: Girl stands up and looks down. She is unchanged.
Girl: "My body! It looks just like my own body, oh no! I don't like this!"
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Panel 4: Girl puts hands on head. Her hair isn't growing and has the same style as normal. She is crying.
Girl: "My hair! Please make it stop!"
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Panel 5: Girl looks in mirror completely transformed.
Girl: "N-no! My face! What have I become?"
Girl's Mom: "Susan, finish your poetry homework.
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Panel 6: Girl sits down at desk.
Girl: "Poetry homework? Yes. I will write poetry because I am now brainwashed into being myself... FOREVER"

I never get people who make fetish webcomics, especially those annoyingly common ones where 'gasp' a man gets turned into a woman!!1!1.
And thank you webcomics megathread so that I don't have to read them.

They also made some joke comics where stupid fetishy nonsense happens to random people and do you know who they transform into?

Jughead!

Theres a more comprehensive website with them on it somwhere but I'll be damned if I ever find it.

Shuma gorath

One of the more pleasent chaos demons.
Has a habit for demanding human sacrifice.
Is perpetualy summoned and banished much to his annoyance.
Would like to try ice cream but lacks a mouth.
Has a disturbing walk.
Starred in a marvel superheroes fighting game.
Stared in a marvel superheroes fighting game.
Looks cool.

Remember...

This is what Rorschach looks like beneath his moving ink blot mask.
Y'see...Before a strange event involving a kidnapping and some dogs and arson, ol Rorschach used to have Rorschach as a simple superhero identity. Now he never takes off his mask (referring to it as as being his 'face') and shows his true face in public view until the last (?) book where he asks Dr. Manhattan to vaporise him to stop this big secret from going out.

T'think he had red hair.

I was looking through the latest flashs in deviant art one day...

And I spotted this ridiculous nonsense.

Why would anybody waste their time using the same stock animation loop of a horse and attributing moronic color schemes to make it vaguely resemble Japanese cartoon characters in every way except those that make sense.

It boggles the mind.

Edit: what also boggles the mind is why I think that typing when I'm tired is a good idea.

:)))

Week has ended spectacularily.

(not mine)

Due to snow all of my hand in dates have been delayed, hooray.

Best of all, this week is a half term holiday, giving me an unfair amount of extra time.

Found this on deviant art.

Seems so simple doesn't it?

Due to snow, hand in dates and awkward college closings, this week will be a very stressful week.

:o

:D

A steam powered motorcycle.

Imagine a modern day steam punk fantasy world. As in we discovered a way to make steam powered vehicles that make no fumes other than steam. Steam powered planes, steam powered buildings, cars etc.

Now imagine that there were some deadly secret about this "fumeless steam powered miracle".

Now go make a comic about it.

The sluttisphere

A theoretical bubble of sheer sluttiness surrounding a planet that prevents entry to certain sentient beings. Thank goodness we don't have one over the Earth because that would be awful.

A.F.S.

It means 'Adorable fluffy sheepie'.

I use it from time to time.

Sometimes nostalgia hits you like a punch to the face.

The Moomins

Dr Zitbag's Transylvania pet shop.

I'm sure you can make this one out on your own.

Obviously these only apply to UK citizens and certain European people, but its still fascinating that I remembered all of these.

I love this

The lack of posting is due to the relative lack of interesting things to show or talk about, sorry about that.