Friday, 15 May 2009

I'm not a very interesting person am I?

Anyway, while reading one of the threads on somthing awful's 'Pretentious hipster irony zone' forum sub sector I spotted this amusing post:

Here is a script I wrote for a transformation fetish comic for someone to illustrate if they have time.

Title: A Girl Slowly Transforms Into Herself.
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Panel 1: Girl is sitting at desk, writing a poem.
Girl: "Roses are red, violets are... hmmm... what color should I say violets are?"
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Panel 2: Girl looks at hands, which look exactly the same as they always do.
Girl: "W-what's happening to me?"
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Panel 3: Girl stands up and looks down. She is unchanged.
Girl: "My body! It looks just like my own body, oh no! I don't like this!"
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Panel 4: Girl puts hands on head. Her hair isn't growing and has the same style as normal. She is crying.
Girl: "My hair! Please make it stop!"
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Panel 5: Girl looks in mirror completely transformed.
Girl: "N-no! My face! What have I become?"
Girl's Mom: "Susan, finish your poetry homework.
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Panel 6: Girl sits down at desk.
Girl: "Poetry homework? Yes. I will write poetry because I am now brainwashed into being myself... FOREVER"
I never get people who make fetish webcomics, especially those annoyingly common ones where 'gasp' a man gets turned into a woman!!1!1.
And thank you webcomics megathread so that I don't have to read them.

They also made some joke comics where stupid fetishy nonsense happens to random people and do you know who they transform into?

Jughead!

Theres a more comprehensive website with them on it somwhere but I'll be damned if I ever find it.

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